since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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