dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
