North Korea, Best Korea!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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