Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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