And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
