$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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