So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
home. puking in laundry basket.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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