The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.