Slut skills are useful in every country.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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