sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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