did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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