I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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