no. you can't hotbox the world.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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