His pubic hair was longer than his dick
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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