Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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