recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Who died my cat blue again?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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