You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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