i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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