I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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