all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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