She's JV to your varsity
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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