i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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