Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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