5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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