Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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