She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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