quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just high enough for therapy.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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