Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
