You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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