she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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