i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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