3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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