well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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