what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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