What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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