Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
we're making bets on your personal life
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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