All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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