p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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