3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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