how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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