I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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