He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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