I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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