I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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