so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I got inside last night via doggy door
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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