How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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