question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Im part way to drunk.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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