ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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