turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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