I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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