Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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