I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You can make out without kissing
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