she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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