return my video game
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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